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2004-03-16 - 7:17 p.m.

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more palmtop pictures at pixelbee.co.uk

ok so i have come to the conclusion that my favourite band in the world right now is the black keys. they are how the white stripes would sound if you left them out in the desert for ten years. actually this is a bad metaphor because i have never been to the desert and there are not even any deserts at all in england. we have lots of beaches and even quicksand but it is almost always wet so there is no dehydration or anything.

if you are american then i think that england is something like your north-west area where you say that everyone in seattle or wherever is depressed because of bad weather. that is what it is like here too. also, here is another fact about england for any americans reading: great britain (of which england is a part) is an island. you would not believe the number of americans and canadians who do not know this even though they pretend to study about us in war history classes. anyway, some americans are not so bad i suppose and fortunately it is good americans who like to do internet stuff so this probably means you.

ok that is enough political and sociological stuff. i am really not interested in things that are made up just to make it harder to be a human. sometimes the people in charge of us manage to make us forget that we are animals just like penguins and badgers. actually here is another great fact about england: our biggest native carnivore is the badger. it means that we do not have to be scared of bears or lions or hyenas or anything, although badgers can be pretty vicious.

so anyway, this diaryland entry has sort of gone out of control so i am going to have to stop soon before i hyperventilate. ok, that is a lie. i do not have any made up psychological medical disorders. they are caused by watching brain rotting tv instead of doing creative things that help sanity (it may not sound that way today but i am definitely NOT INSANE). anyway here are some pictures and links for further internet enjoyment:

more palmtop pictures at pixelbee.co.uk

also go to these places for stupid comics:
wigu
okay pants

goodbye,
paul.

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