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2004-08-03 - 6:45 p.m.
robotica
ok, so having recyclebot around (see last entry) has not led to any new adventures at all. i thought having a robot around would brighten up the place more. as i said last time, he seemed to be pretty down when i found him and i do not know if he has perked up at all because i do not speak binary or anything. it is just 110100 0100100010 100101001 01001010100 101010010 10000101010 1010101010010 101010101 0010101010 1010101001 - shut the hell up, i am trying to sleep. ok, not really; i am a good robot foster parent.
with his attitude, i think that recyclebot could maybe have a successful diaryland site of his own. he is kind of depressed and his writing would be meaningless drivel because he is an inferior specimen and also he is a robot so all his stuff would be in list form. i think that this basically describes too many diaryland sites:
hello,
today i am still depressed.
here is a list of everything i ate for breakfast in the last twenty years:
corn cereal,
eggs,
despair.
now here is poetry:
etc. etc. etc.
p.s. please add me to your favourites
if this describes your diaryland site then i am sorry if that makes you feel bad. it is only a parody. please send your complaints to recyclebot (at) pixelbee.co.uk.
the only problem with recyclebot becoming an internet superstar in his own right is the copyright. according to what is written on his side he does not own the copyright of his own image which could be a stumbling block. the last thing he needs is to have to travel to beijing for a court hearing.
next time: back to the real world.
paul.
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