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2004-03-24 - 7:07 p.m.
from eyeballs to religion
have you ever just sat and stared at the wall or ceiling and just watched the dirt and things swim around in the fluid around your eyeball. you can see specks of dust and little hair things and things that look like strings of cells or bacteria or amoebas or something all floating about. then, when you move your eyes to follow them they zip away but because of the viscosity of your eye fluid they move slightly slower than your eyeball. maybe it is just me and i should clean my eyes more often.
i suppose it sounds like a strange thing to think to want to write about but it is too late. you have already read it and you cannot unread it without travelling back through time to stop yourself (in which case you would not be reading this now so it proves that you haven't done it so i win). ok, it must be pretty obvious that i have no job right now and too much time on my hands. i am sitting here listening to the beatles and just letting my brain do whatever it wants to in a sort of zen state of maximum neuron firing. it is a good way to come up with new ways of amusing yourself without taking hallucinogenic drugs. so anyway, i am going to expose a shocking fact about the church of england.
my uncle goes to church every sunday and helps out too during the week. well i was over at my mum's house on mothers day and my uncle (her brother) came over and gave her some flowers that had been blessed by a bishop who was visiting at his church. i do not really believe in any of that christian stuff but i do not generally say anything because i do not want to argue. so, the flowers are pretty much dead already and the only explanation is that the bishop is not qualified to bless things - if he was really holy the flowers would not have died. i think it is time to petition the archbishop of canterbury and get the bishop downgraded to bishop second class just to show people that you should not really believe anything he says. you should not be allowed to make up religious things if you cannot even perform miracles when you say you can. i could have just accepted him as a bishop if he had not pretended to have superpowers of blessing but now it is game over.
so here is my idea for a new religion. it is called believe whatever you want as long as you do not believe it just because somebody else told you to (unless they have genuine superpowers and can show you them).
next update: friday
paul.
p.s. i am not typing out any new links today but you can go to my listings page to get good internet superstar links. i will put up a proper button linking to my website soon so i will not have to keep typing it every time.
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